Naughty or Nice?

So Christmas is fast coming up, and most of the stuff I'm supposed to get for Irish Coffee are terribly unexciting gadgetry for his fish-tank:

1. A carbon dioxide reactor.
   
2. A cave. NOT a fabulous Disney castle type cave, but a boring ole grumpy cave with moss on it.
   
3. Sand and gravel.
4. Fish: a pair of black wellies OR 10 rummy-nosed tetras. I mean, what happened to good ole cute goldfish? (Though, I do like the sound of the rummy-nosed things!)
5. A floor to ceiling plant stand.
   
6. A pair of hair clippers.
   
   

My Christmas list goes something like this:

1. Sex and the City DVD-cum-Music CD pack.
2. A fabulously sexy light rain jacket.
3. Britney Spears' Circus.
4. A pair of zippered black boots.
5. A sharp new Fedora (to make up for the one I left behind in New York!)
6. Steamy sex from Sexy Santa and perhaps a couple of his Elves!
   
   

Yes, I know, I'm the 'shallow' one. Ain't that great? *grin*